How to Attract a Taurus Man | Tips on Pulling a Taurus Man

Taurus: April 21st – May 21st:

What Attracts Taurus Men?

Let's see. Taurus is a fixed sign. To appeal to this facet you'll need to be calm and not be a flibbertigibbet. Taurus is an Earth sign so nothing airy-fairy, wishy-washy or pretentiously intellectual. Don't forget that Taurus is ruled by the planet Venus and Venus is all about love; love of people, food and surrounding. If you have any advice on how to attract a Taurus man or, if at all possible, could share what it is about you which attracted your Taurus man, please do in the comments section below.

How to Attract Taurus Men

This is slightly tongue in cheek but, as Wilma Proops says "many a true word spoken in jest".

For a start of you might need to dumb yourself down. Don’t mention your degrees! Let him feel cleverer than you. Talk in a soft, husky, earthy voice. Move slowly, sensually and sublimely. Eliminate competition by talking about the other women in your company – make him think that you feel yourself to be nowhere near as clever as him. Talk about puppies and kittens. Tell the silly moo that you’re frightened in the dark. In some cases you might fit the bill mentally but if you aren’t naturally curvy then maybe you should consider, bust, buttock and calf implants.

About Your Need to Pull a Taurus Man

If you can’t be bothered to go to the extent described above ask yourself: is he worth it? Also, remember that women and gay men who seem to be able to pull any man don't necessarily live happily ever after.  


  1. The fact you have actually told women to "dumb themselves down" is just WRONG.. I really hope no teenage girls read this. You should be teaching people what a Taurus likes.. but not telling women to change themselves... Be yourself.. If he doesn't like you... Tell him to hit the road... Wow... I honestly hope noone takes this sh*tty advice...

    PS... I'm married to a Taurus and happened to come across this horrible but of info... And I made sure to tell him about me "degrees" And I didn't dumb myself down at all.. Once thing you forgot to mention.. Taurus men LOVE confidence.... And HATE liars... And they can see right through it.. Be proud, (not conceited) and you're golden....
    Again.. horrible advice..

    1. @anonymous May 3 Thing is anyone with a properly functioning thought process would realise that this is a comedy piece. No need to get on your high horse and to make a total @ss of yourself...

      I'm sure your husband, like all other men, is perfect NOT!

    2. (Different anonymous BTW)
      I would just like to say that I have an IQ of 127 and did not think this piece to be of a comedic origin. So, perhaps you should communicate your thoughts and opinions more appropriately less someone take it the wrong way. Anonymous, I would just like to say thank you for your contribution to this piece...for it has helped me far more than the actual website.

      P.S. She never said her husband was should at least have your facts straight if you are going to try and best someone. :)


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